Do Not Use It As Other Things

My cousin posted this as a note on facebook. Too funny not to share...


For Christmas, my daughter bought a couple pairs of painted chopsticks from the Japanese dollar store at the mall for my wife. When Molly finally opened them to use the chopsticks she was greeted with these stern, if somewhat awkward, warnings on the back of the package...


WARNING

-Wash it with warm water after use and wipe with soft cloth.

-Do not leave it in the water for long time.

-Do not was it with a scrubbing brush, any washing powder. There are possibilities of getting wounds and run out of the color.

-Please keep it off from the fire because of making it melted and the color changed. Do not use it in any hot water and the fire directly.

-Please not use it with the dish washer, the tableware dryer, and the microwave oven. (Why don't I have a "tableware dryer" in my kitchen).

-Please change it to new one as soon as possible if it get cracked or damaged.

-There are possibilities of smell of the resin, however, it is a inspecting standard commodity of Japanese food sanitation law and food additive.

-Use it with care when Children use. It is a thin ahead.

-Do not use it as other things.