Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dear Lurkers,

I see you. If you've enjoyed what you've read, please comment.

Thank you.


p.s. This does not apply to Meredith, Sarah, Elisa, Allen or Rachel. The rest of you know who you are.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Top Ten: The Band

1. King Harvest Will Surely Come
2. Rag Mama Rag
3. Don't Do It
4. Life is a Carnival
5. Up on Cripple Creek
6. It Makes No Difference
7. The Weight
8. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
9. Ophelia
10.The Shape I'm In

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Work = Fun

CW: (hands me two medium sized plastic bags) Here's a toy for you.
ME: Yay!! If I get bored later I'll just stick my head inside one of those!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Should I take comfort in this??

CW: Unless he's a psychopath he shouldn't be surprised. If he is a psychopath you'll already be dead, so...
ME: Thanks Mark.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

For your edification

SP: Leah, he's so special!! And I mean that in the "short bus" kind of way. (pauses) Bless his heart.

Adding "Bless his/her heart" to the end of any negative statement lessens the insult. Thanks Elisa. ;)

Sunday, March 7, 2010

In times like these we need to find a way to make a better day keep my feet on the ground turning 'round come what may.

Mavis, I have high hopes for tonight! :)

Friday, March 5, 2010

Top Ten: Van Morrison

1. Caravan
2. And It Stoned Me
3. Domino
4. Irish Heartbeat
5. Tupelo Honey
6. Into The Mystic
7. Saint Dominic's Preview
8. Sweet Thing
9. These Dreams Of You
10.Cyprus Avenue

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Prove it, bitch!

Me: I don't think it's that funny.

SP: Um, anytime you put "bitch" after something it automatically makes it funny. Remember, "Make me a baby, bitch!"? Hilarious!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Top Ten: AC/DC

In no particular order.

1. Highway To Hell
2. T.N.T
3. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)
4. Shoot To Thrill
5. Touch Too Much
6. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
7. If You Want Blood (You've Got It)
8. It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)
9. Back In Black
10. Dog Eat Dog