Weekends Are Too Short!

Friends are funny…favorite conversations from the last few days.

Sarah: Sometimes I think, “I could really get in trouble with this guy!” But then I’m like, “Do you really want to have his babies? He’s illiterate!!” Best birth control ever!!!!

Bridgette: Can we call him “Peter Piper Pecker”?

Sarah: Will you twirl me around??
Ben : Ugh. Can I just rub your feet instead?

Me : Look, some nice little dishwashing fairies cleaned the kitchen!
Amy : It was Sean.
Me : Thanks Sean!
Sean: Don't ever call me a fairy again.