Weekend Update + People Say the Darndest Things

-Shopping at Ross and DSW, bought a classy dress and foxy shoes.
-Went out dancing until the wee hours of the morning.
-Turned down an Australian (yes I AM that picky!)
-Mostly avoided being groped by strange men.
-Froze my ass off in a mini dress!
-Cleaned out the refrigerator. Biggest accomplishment of the weekend!
-Ruined my new shoes. Sad! :( Maybe I can fix them with a sharpie and some nail polish!

Random Woman: That dress is so pretty! May I ask where you got it?
Leah: (with embarrassment) I got it at Ross.
Leah: (fifteen minutes later) I can’t believe I just said that..I’m just gonna tell people I got it at Nordstroms.

Sarah: Oh right, he read the Hobbit when he was in diapers.
Ben: Read it or is it?

Sarah: What’s with the guys in this ward and male bonding? Is it so they seem less pathetic when they don’t have a date?

Hunky Australian at Frontier: I’m not trying to hustle you; I’m not like other guys. I just wanna talk to you.