Why Don’t These Things Happen In The Privacy Of My Own Home?

“Never had a penis…and that’s something we have in common!”

Recently my inbox has been inundated with a variety of penis enlarging emails/products. Why? I don’t know; this never happened until a few months ago. It goes without saying that these messages get junked. Today, however, one nasty bastard refused to stay junked and opened instead in a new window! Really? While I’m at work no less! Oopsies… Luckily the coworker who sits near me had gone home for the day.

I’m thinking of forwarding these messages to certain persons…would that be rude? :D