CW: How many packages of Nerds do we have left?
Me: Don't judge me!!
CW: Well that answers my question.
RS: I like your hair...and your glasses.
Me: Thank you.
RS: You look really young; I'm guessing, like, 23.
Me: I'm not 23.
RS: How old are you?
Me: 30.
RS: (looks flabbergasted) No way!! You look really young...you're like a unicorn that never ages.
*Please note "RS" stands for random student.
CW: And this is why we keep the killing scissors in the drawer!! If they were handy I'd have them sticking out of my neck right now.
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1 comments:
I am totally usig that Unicorn line. That kid's a genius! A genius that will never get any love and affection from a woman abut a genius just the same :)
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