Sunday - the good, the bad and the ugly

7:30 a.m. Realize that the new time change is increasing my inactivity. Bridgette's talk is the only thing getting me to church.

8:45 a.m. Conversation with Sarah

Leah: Let's leave right after Sacrament, no stopping to talk.

Sarah: Got it.

Leah: We could leave during the closing hymn?

Sarah: That's not awkward or anything; we wear high heels.

Leah: I'll take off my shoes!

Sarah: No.

Leah: Fine.

9:10 a.m. I guess guilt trips don't work on me. Huh.

9:15 a.m. Nope, still don't feel guilty.

9:20 a.m. - 10:05 a.m. Apparently I haven't changed much in the last twenty years. I'm still the same giggly girl who couldn't keep it together for mass.

I do nothing except relax/sleep for a few hours

4:30 p.m. Phone conversation with Cher

Leah: Did you get it?

Cher: It's totally cute.

Leah: It looks like underwear. But that's good 'cause I look good in underwear.

Cher: It does look like underwear. They should make more bikinis that are cut that way.

Leah: I know. Sarah thinks it looks like leather underwear.

Cher: You could probably find something cuter.

A few moments pass

Leah: I've decided to become a bad girl.

Cher: Uh oh. Why?

Leah: Because.

Cher: In what way?

Leah: In all ways.

Cher: Oh dear...

Leah: How should I start?

4:55 p.m. Abandon "bad girl" persona for two reasons; 1) Pure laziness - it's too much work, and 2) I decide to go to the fireside.

Evening

- Stay for the dinner AND the fireside. I'm so proud of myself at this point.

- Still have bad luck. Really? Really?

- Revisit the bad girl idea.

- Wonder how girls can be so manipulative and why boys can be so stupid?

- Am reminded (for the upteenth time) that good looks, brains and boobs matter very little to LDS men. Wonder (again) what does matter... besides mediocrity?

- Why do all single firesides have to harp on the "single" thing. Can we lay off already??