Dear Lurkers,

I see you. If you've enjoyed what you've read, please comment.

Thank you.

Leah

p.s. This does not apply to Meredith, Sarah, Elisa, Allen or Rachel. The rest of you know who you are.

Top Ten: The Band

1. King Harvest Will Surely Come
2. Rag Mama Rag
3. Don't Do It
4. Life is a Carnival
5. Up on Cripple Creek
6. It Makes No Difference
7. The Weight
8. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
9. Ophelia
10.The Shape I'm In

Work = Fun

CW: (hands me two medium sized plastic bags) Here's a toy for you.
ME: Yay!! If I get bored later I'll just stick my head inside one of those!

Should I take comfort in this??

CW: Unless he's a psychopath he shouldn't be surprised. If he is a psychopath you'll already be dead, so...
ME: Thanks Mark.

For your edification

SP: Leah, he's so special!! And I mean that in the "short bus" kind of way. (pauses) Bless his heart.

Adding "Bless his/her heart" to the end of any negative statement lessens the insult. Thanks Elisa. ;)

In times like these we need to find a way to make a better day keep my feet on the ground turning 'round come what may.

Mavis, I have high hopes for tonight! :)

Top Ten: Van Morrison

1. Caravan
2. And It Stoned Me
3. Domino
4. Irish Heartbeat
5. Tupelo Honey
6. Into The Mystic
7. Saint Dominic's Preview
8. Sweet Thing
9. These Dreams Of You
10.Cyprus Avenue

Prove it, bitch!

Me: I don't think it's that funny.

SP: Um, anytime you put "bitch" after something it automatically makes it funny. Remember, "Make me a baby, bitch!"? Hilarious!

Top Ten: AC/DC

In no particular order.

1. Highway To Hell

2. T.N.T

3. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)

4. Shoot To Thrill

5. Touch Too Much

6. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

7. If You Want Blood (You've Got It)

8. It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)

9. Back In Black

10. Dog Eat Dog