"Personally I'd like to see a normal shaped lassie modeling them with a big bottom and a nice set of hooters."

My grand plan

See all remaining members of Led Zeppelin separately. Then I will imagine that this is the same as seeing the band live, as a whole. Is it the same: no, but I'm gonna try anyway.

Robert Plant - check

Next, see Them Crooked Vultures live. Shouldn't be too hard, right? (I've already been thwarted in this considering they came to Seattle before I was a fan and they'll be performing at Coachella on the only day I won't be attending, should I actually attend.)

Dear Self,

Now that we have finally reached the ripe old age of thirty, I think we may be digressing in our maturity. I understand that we have an image to maintain (intimidating and aloof, etc.) but this is ridiculous. How about this: let's begin to show true feelings, act normally and engage in conversation with people that matter to us. There's something to be said for showing some of your cards.

Stop screwing up!

Kind Regards,

Me

*Sigh*

I wrote a blog. It was amazing; insightful, clever, witty and much, MUCH too pointed. Too bad none of you will ever read it.

Sunday - the good, the bad and the ugly

7:30 a.m. Realize that the new time change is increasing my inactivity. Bridgette's talk is the only thing getting me to church.

8:45 a.m. Conversation with Sarah

Leah: Let's leave right after Sacrament, no stopping to talk.

Sarah: Got it.

Leah: We could leave during the closing hymn?

Sarah: That's not awkward or anything; we wear high heels.

Leah: I'll take off my shoes!

Sarah: No.

Leah: Fine.

9:10 a.m. I guess guilt trips don't work on me. Huh.

9:15 a.m. Nope, still don't feel guilty.

9:20 a.m. - 10:05 a.m. Apparently I haven't changed much in the last twenty years. I'm still the same giggly girl who couldn't keep it together for mass.

I do nothing except relax/sleep for a few hours

4:30 p.m. Phone conversation with Cher

Leah: Did you get it?

Cher: It's totally cute.

Leah: It looks like underwear. But that's good 'cause I look good in underwear.

Cher: It does look like underwear. They should make more bikinis that are cut that way.

Leah: I know. Sarah thinks it looks like leather underwear.

Cher: You could probably find something cuter.

A few moments pass

Leah: I've decided to become a bad girl.

Cher: Uh oh. Why?

Leah: Because.

Cher: In what way?

Leah: In all ways.

Cher: Oh dear...

Leah: How should I start?

4:55 p.m. Abandon "bad girl" persona for two reasons; 1) Pure laziness - it's too much work, and 2) I decide to go to the fireside.

Evening

- Stay for the dinner AND the fireside. I'm so proud of myself at this point.

- Still have bad luck. Really? Really?

- Revisit the bad girl idea.

- Wonder how girls can be so manipulative and why boys can be so stupid?

- Am reminded (for the upteenth time) that good looks, brains and boobs matter very little to LDS men. Wonder (again) what does matter... besides mediocrity?

- Why do all single firesides have to harp on the "single" thing. Can we lay off already??

Picture (s) of the night

Next Concert Perhaps?

Showbox SoDo - 1/19

Resolution

As discussed with Sarah, Cher and Renae - 3:00 a.m 1/1/2010

Lower Expectations

Only one seems necessary.